Friday, April 11, 2008

My Sex Be the Bomb

(for women who know they can put it down)

I can make any man go wild off of my sexual style
but I'm a one man exclusive and he don't have to tell me
how good it is to him
because I know that my sex be the bomb

my cookie be baked soo good that my man calls me mom
because to his erections I give birth
and rebirth them again
I keep him satisfied times and time ans times after then
I mean that dog be my cat's #1 fan
and it ain't just because he's a man

I don't know if it's the meow or the purr
the warmth or the fur
all I know is my cat be the bomb

my nookie leave him speechless unable to speak
his body spasms scream Baby it's good to me!
my nookie be my strength to make him weak
knock him down to his knees
or bring him up to his feet
I impair how he thinks if we were lovin in an ocean
he'd just ride me like a wave and even if he could sink
not caring he'd just think Damn, she was deep

energize or put him to sleep
I give that all purpose love
' potion's potent like a prescription drug

shooken up for my love
my Pillsbury be the only cookie he can think of

my sex be like music
drums be headboard bangin
always round more than once
and never quite the same
my sex be the bomb blowing up so big
he daydreams and sings my name

my sex be quenching like rain on a hot afternoon
sick 'im something soothing like light rain in June

my sex be down right amazing
fuck the adjective nice
my sex be like paradise
cause it's not just our bodies
it's our lives intertwined

my sex be the bomb exploding
making him loose himself in the explosion of me, my sex be the bomb

my
sex
be the bomb



Spring Treat : GIGI !!


Okay, Okay, so I couldn't simply post this in homoerotic sense it seems that if you're hetero, you may need this even more. Recommended by a blog friend, this toy is going to be my summer love.

Ladies, meet Gigi by Lelo. It's amazing. It has five vibration patterns, its curved for precise stimulation, and it's CHARGEABLE. ...What?!

She also comes in that cool lil box with a charger, a silk carrying case, and a silk carrying case. PLUS: the top is made of medical grade silicon.

It's pretty expensive though depending on where you look and what time of year it is. T says she found hers online for sixty bucks. So, I'm searching for a bargain as well. It runs regularly from $109.00-160.00. "Lord Have Mercy," is what I said after seeing the prices that were contradictory to the price T told me. She simply replied that my phrase wouldn't change after I purchased it. The lowest I've found now is 89.00. Hmmm, keep looking or hop on the ball? I like how its so cute innovative looking. Makes me want to show my mom (or maybe yours) jp. AHAHAHa : )